......Just tested positive for a prillisbaltroentitis which, according to JUNE 2011 issue of JAMA is a miscrospcopic candidasis pallium bacterial strand originating with rural youth in Des Moines IA spreading like wildfires across the midwest which, while asymptomatic in males can spawn irreparable cervical damage in females ages 27-35. It can also be transmitted through kissing and sharing fluids such as beer...
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'a priliis' latin for april, 'baltro' latin for fool....alis volat propriis...latin for the scent yer smile makes in the morning seconds before you blush yer way into the meandering sip of another day....as long as we are here we are immortal dear
friends....Since no one gleaned my fake STD april fools day farce 'aprillisbaltroentreitis" 'cept for a few itching and ex-lovers allow me to reminisce over my fav. prank of all time, 5 yrs ago today when I (in tears) told my mom (mommy) that I just found out that I had a 5 yrd ol daughter named APril...APRIL FOOLS!!!!
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